How to Be an Audience

I am writing this post today, October 12, 2017, for two reasons: (1) To tell you I am releasing a new stand-up comedy album called How to Be an Audience and (2) to say a few words about the title.

I am releasing a new stand-up comedy album called How to Be an Audience.

As with every joke, every album, and every comedy creation ever, there will be people who don’t like it. And the people who don’t like it will rationalize all of the reasons why their personal taste is justified. And the dumbest amongst them will waste their time by reaching out to me via the internet to share their opinions with me.

Comedians have come to expect that level of stupidity. But, in this case, I’m going to make a prediction. The absolute dumbest of the dumb, the real idiots who think they are clever, will not only reach out to me, but they will make an attempt to be clever by twisting around the title of my album.

They will say things like, “You should listen to an album called How to Be a Comedian.”

Or, “You need a record called How to Be Funny.”

Or, “Your album should’ve been called How to Be a Comedian.” (Which doesn’t even make sense: If that were the title, it would imply that I am so good at my job that I can give instructions on how to do it. And if I’m that good, then why would someone write an email saying I should give classes while trying to explain that I’m bad? See how confusing that is…)

The album hasn’t been released and I already know what the stupidest people are going to say to me. Because they are stupid. They are so stupid they are predictable.

And I wanted to create a little space on the internet to catalog my prediction. A place I can link to immediately when I receive stupid comments so I can say, “See, I told you so.”

The real puzzle is this:

If people weren’t stupid and predictable, maybe they would have enjoyed my album.


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Punchline on FOX

I had such a great time this week as a contestant on FOX‘s new comedian-driven game show PUNCHLINE.

The show works like this: Two teams of comedians face-off to come up with punchlines based on that day’s headlines. We tape in front of a live studio audience who votes for which team was funniest after each round. And the program airs live in certain areas, as well, so people at home can get online and vote for their favorite jokes.

This is just a test-run for the summertime. And, right now, we only air in the following markets:

New York – 11:30pm
Los Angeles – Midnight
Chicago – 11pm
Philadelphia – 12:30pm in the afternoon (???)
San Francisco – 12:30am
Phoenix – 11:30pm
Denver – 10pm
Minneapolis – 10pm (LIVE !!!)
Atlanta – 11pm (LIVE !!!)

HOWEVER, if the show does well, it could get picked up for as many as 240 episodes. In other words, it would be on Monday-Friday for 48 weeks each year. So, if you can tune-in: Great. If you can’t, please tell someone else to give us a look.

Big thanks to all of these comedians for giving their all and making this such a fun week.

Episode 01

Episode 02

Episode 03

Episode 04

Episode 05

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I was a champion, once… For 23 hours and 59 minutes…

The date was January 27, 2016. And I wielded my wit to dominate my skilled adversaries in the arena of a fake game show.

It was called @Midnight! And some people watched this epic struggle for victory unfold via a cable television network called Comedy Central.

And so it was. Until the next night when the prize was given to someone else…

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Things are happening, Everybody, so get on board right now. Don’t wait for the bandwagon.


David Spade’s prank show Fameless returns to TruTV this month. I make regular appearances on the program, so keep an eye out for me throughout the season. The nice thing about what I do on the show is I always play myself. I’m Ryan Stout, host of the fake game show “Shock Value.” And I’m Ryan Stout, host of the fake dating shows “Love Ride,” “Love Upgrade,” and “Love Swing.” And I’m Ryan Stout, host of the fake opinion debate program, “That’s Your Opinion.”

Photo by:  Zach Storer

Photo by: Zach Storer

And, and, AND!!!!!!!!

On January 27, be sure to watch me on Comedy Central’s @Midnight with Chris Hardwick. This time I’m not the host of a fake game show… I’m a contestant on a fake game show. And I’m going to try to win. That includes cheating, if I can get away with it.


Also on January 27, I’ll be headlining for ONE NIGHT ONLY at the IMPROV in Irvine, CA.

Later that week I’ll be at The Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, CA.

And from February 9 – 14, I will be at Acme Comedy Company in Minneapolis, MN. That’s right, I’m the special show for someone’s Valentine’s Day. I hope they don’t expect jokes about “love” and will be content with jokes about “hate.”

Alright, Gang. Get out there and do your part.

I’m still inching my way toward my goal of 10,000,000 views on YouTube. So, take a trip over there and give me a few clicks.



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Talking Head – Music

I make it no secret that I know virtually nothing about music.

No one in my gene pool even plays a musical instrument.

So, when I was asked to talk about music for a television show, I had no idea where to start. After 25 episodes of AXS TV’s MOCKpocalypse, it turns out I had plenty to say. Here’s a sample:

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Upcoming Shows: San Francisco

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Graphic Design:  Aurora Ansara
Photography:  Lucy Unsworth

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An Experiment with Jokes


During the month of June, I did a little experiment.

Every day I would log onto the internet, take a trip over to my search engine of choice, and I would type in the word “joke.” Then I would click on “News” and refine my search to the past 24 hours. Then, I would catalogue a few of the links.

The results weren’t always about jokes. Sometimes there were articles using some slang perversion of the word “joke.” “This new law is a joke.” Or, “That new operating system is a joke.” I ignored those entries.

When I started this little process I didn’t think I would have many results about actual jokes. I figured, if I was lucky, there might be some new article about jokes every day. Or maybe every other day.

I was mistaken. I had no idea there was going to be so much. Consequently, I had to be a bit selective with the number of articles I catalogued.

Any time Ted Cruz made a joke on the campaign trail, there were 15 articles written about that particular joke every two minutes. In that instance, I would only grab a couple of those for my archive.

For all the big, national joke debates, I wouldn’t (couldn’t?) grab all the different articles with all the different perspectives. I might grab one piece that included the joke and who was offended. Or maybe one about how the joke works to highlight some larger issue that is controversial. A few days later I might grab a link to the apology for the joke or possibly an article condemning the inefficiency of the apology.

I only tried to catalogue articles about jokes that caused controversy. I picked articles where people were debating a joke or where people were fired from their job over a joke. In general, I just wanted to see how many different jokes would be examined in the media over the course of the month and I wanted to get some idea of how often people were arguing about jokes.

During this process, Emerson University announced that it would begin offering a degree in the subject of comedy. I included links to a couple of those articles because, as you can imagine, some people think a degree in comedy is stupid. They consider it akin to basket weaving. And, thus, that kind of disagreement counts as joke controversy, as you can readily see in the articles’ comment sections.

I selected think-pieces by authors who would pine over the state of comedy and victimization and privilege and, generally, complain about jokes.

I included an article where someone made a joke and the media misinterpreted it and, effectively, made themselves look like fools. The controversy, of course, was over their misinterpretation and not the actual joke.

I didn’t feel the need to exclude any results that dealt with international celebrities, or politicians, or their joke controversies. If it dealt with jokes and was listed in that day’s search engine results, I collected it.

Again, I didn’t grab everything. If 500 pieces were written about a topic, I would just select one article for my little June archive. And because I was just grabbing the most popular articles at the top of the search engine listing, there were probably a bunch of mini-controversies that went unnoticed. So, while the list may be long, it still isn’t nearly everything.

I also didn’t spend every moment of each day sitting at the computer, clicking refresh, digging for more. I just took what the search engines gave me and did a quick cut and paste.

Overall, I’d say I was pretty lazy in my selection process. This was not an attempt to do any sort of scientific polling. This was a snap shot. And, yet, despite my lack of specificity, the articles revealed some similarities.

(1) If you read every single article I selected, you won’t learn anything about the topic of jokes. Nothing. All of these articles claim to cover the topic of jokes and yet not one ever makes a factual statement about jokes. Oh, sure, you’ll learn about people’s feelings toward jokes, but there is nothing objective about jokes. Nothing about style, or structure, or what makes a joke “funny.” Nothing that you can carry from one joke controversy to the next.  After a whole month of articles about jokes there’s not a shred education about the topic. Just a bunch of opinions.

(2) While the articles contain zero valuable information on how to evaluate a joke beyond personal taste and gut-feeling, the comment sections were full of people responding with their own individual preferences about humor. In effect, the readers aren’t even doing anything to hold the authors accountable to talk about jokes. Instead, everyone is just waiting to pile on with their own opinions.

(3) The articles about humor that begin with the words “No Joke: [subject of article]” or “Did you hear the one about…” are so numerous it’s depressing. I tried to avoid them and, instead, looked for other links that presented the same information in a less hack way. The onslaught of that kind of unoriginality over a mere month of research makes me question whether these authors are even bothering to read each other’s articles. Essentially, it’s people who don’t write comedy, don’t perform comedy, and don’t even read articles about comedy who are authoring the articles about jokes.

(4) There were fewer results on Saturday than any other day of the week. Strange, since weekends are some of the biggest nights for comedy. In most cities, the number of stand-up comedy shows double on Friday and Saturday. Silver-screen comedies are released in movie theaters on Friday. But, when it comes to the internet on Saturday, everything seems quiet. No anger. No controversy. Apparently, that gets saved until Monday. At which point the blogs and vlogs pounce. Somehow it’s only a controversy if some media source can capitalize on it for a few clicks and potential ad sales. So, you have to wonder how many of these joke controversies are media driven and how much are actually fueled by moral outrage.  They certainly aren’t fueled by knowledge about jokes.

(5) People are getting upset about jokes nearly every single day. Sometimes multiple times each day. Joke controversies aren’t just happening on a grand scale every few weeks, it’s a constant activity. And, even though it’s incredibly common, again, the arguments that fuel these controversies have nothing to do with actual facts about jokes, it’s people’s feelings about jokes.

It should come as no surprise that when people argue about something they don’t understand based solely on their feelings, the argument never gets resolved. And because people aren’t learning anything new about jokes, their feelings continue to remain their only method for joke evaluation. And because everyone has different emotional responses for different reasons, controversy remains.  The people who find a joke to be “funny” continue to feel that way while the people who don’t find the joke “funny” continue to feel the way they feel.

Until people gain some education about jokes, they will never have the ability to say, “I understand why the joke is good, but I don’t like it.” Without understanding facts about joke structure and how humor functions, people will just continue to say, “I don’t like it, so it’s bad.” And someone else will retort, “I do like it, so it’s good— And if you don’t like it, you’re stupid.”

And the fight will persist, ceaselessly.

I’d also like to note that after a month of keeping track of joke controversies, my laptop died.  True story.  The mindless outrage of the internet had taken its toll and my machine cracked under the pressure.  And that is why I am posting my results from June, now, in August.

So, without further ado, here is a sample of the reporting, attacking, and defending of jokes that was done over the course of one month.


Monday — June 1, 2015

Caitlyn Jenner transition turns Wendy Williams into a punch line — She Knows

Fox’s Neil Cavuto ‘Hateful’ jokes about Caitlyn Jenner — Complex

Dance Mom’s Abby Lee Miller Berates Young Dancer with Oral Sex Joke — The Hollywood Gossip


Tuesday — June 2, 2015

J Balvin Apologizes After Joke About Women From Bogota — Latin TimesBillboard

Huckabee jokes about Posing as Transgender to Shower with Girls — LA TimesNY Daily News

Ted Cruz jokes that Hillary Clinton ‘framed’ Tom Brady (See June 04, 2015) — USA TodayWashington Post


Wednesday  —  June 03, 2015

Ted Cruz apologizes for Biden joke — CNNHuffington Post



Thursday — June 04, 2015

Ted Cruz apologizes for Biden joke —

Keith Olbermann Is Not A Fan Of Ted Cruz’s Tom Brady Joke — Huffington Post

Dear Prudence: My Fiance loves to laugh at a website shaming fat people — Slate

Amy Schumer is 160 Pounds and can catch a dick whenever she wants — PaperMag

Catching Dick: Not Why We Care About Weight — Huffington Post

A$ap Rocky: ‘Rod Stewart Mixtape News Was A Joke’ — ContactMusic


Friday — June 05. 2015

A World that Won’t Laugh with You — NY Times

The Dangers Of Political ‘Foot-In-Mouth’ Syndrome — NPR

Drake Bell Apologizes for Jenner Tweet — USA Today

FHRITP jokers confronted by Canadian Journalist — Huffington Post

‘Ghetto’ Awards Given to Middle School Students Is a Horrible ‘Joke’ — BET


Saturday — June 06, 2015

A Badly Timed Joke: Apologies of the Week — Newser

Wrestler Tweets and Deletes apology about old “jokes” — WrestleZone


Sunday — June 07, 2015

Clint Eastwood Caitlyn Jenner joke — USA Today

#HoldaCokeWithYourBoobsChallenge Provokes Anger Among Cancer Sufferers —

Huckabee Has History of Controversial Jests — ArkansasNews


Monday — June 08, 2015

Spike TV to cut Clint Eastwood’s Caitlyn Jenner joke — FoxNewsPeople

Rumor about RHOBH vagina joke — CelebDirtyLaundry

Tiger Woods made a Joke — Yahoo

Jerry Seinfeld Says Colleges Are Too Politically Correct — Huffington Post


Tuesday — June 09, 2015

Scots sold into Slavery Joke —

Huckabee Transgender Joke — Huffington Post

Joyce Carol Oates’ Joking about Jurassic Park, OR IS SHE?!? — Salon


Wednesday — June 10, 2015

Nobel Laureate ‘trouble with girls’ joke — Boston Globe

Joke Photo / MERS fear — Washington Post

Hillary Clinton Joins Instagram With Pantsuit Joke — Huffington Post

Bill Clinton Cracks Jokes About Marijuana, and Himself — Bloomberg

Reaction to Caitlyn Jenner Joke on Baltimore Menu Goes Viral — Baltimore Sun


Thursday — June 11, 2015

Joke about FIFA on Swiss TV ends with communications director leaving his job — Fusion

Kylie Jenner’s Brother Makes Graphic Sex Joke about Her — The Hollywood Gossip

‘Bro with no Ho’ diss — Washington Post

How politician’s sophomoric ’satire’ blew up on him — Local 10Sun Sentinel


Friday — June 12, 2015

Women’s Soccer Joke — Huffington Post

Down’s Syndrome Group Furious about Comedian booking — Belfast Telegraph

Caitlyn Jenner “Family Guy” Clips — Huffington Post


Saturday — June 13, 2015

Apologies of the Week — Newser


Sunday — June 14, 2015

Kathy Griffin speaks with NPR on Comedy And Intolerance — KWIT

Spanish Official Apologizes For Twiter Joke About Holocaust — NY Times


Monday — June 15, 2015

Why Won’t Dave Chappelle Make Jokes About Rachel Dolezal — USA TodayColumbus Dispatch

Nobel laureate Tim Hunt says he was forced to resign over joke — Washington Post

Can I Say That? Stand-Up Comedy in the Age of Political Correctness — Pop Matters

Anatomy of a Knock Knock Joke — PJ Media


Tuesday — June 16, 2015

Fox News Anchor Jokes Coming out As Transgender is like Self-Identifying “as a Cat” — E! Online

The Problem With Aziz Ansari Writing a Book About Something He’s Never Done — Splitsider

Judge Fails to See Funny side of Sword ‘Prank’ — Darlington And Stockton Times

What China’s ‘morality-building’ comedy boom says about standup — The Guardian


Wednesday — June 17, 2015

518 MORE articles!!

518 MORE articles!!!  All written in a matter of HOURS!

Mindy Kaling Cracks Child Abuse Joke on Good Morning America — Daily CallerJezebel

Emerson Offering Comedy Major — Boston GlobeEmersonLowell Sun (No Joke!)

Osborne’s Unwise Joke Mars Solid Debut — New Statesman

Hillary Clinton is Owning the Joke About her fashion choices — Washington Post

Actress Isabella Daza Apologizes for Hashtag Joke — Inquirer

‘Rape Joke’ During U. of C. Graduation Prompts Apology from Professor — DNA Info

Have you seen Isreal’s ‘funny’ video? Surprise the joke’s on you — Haaretz


Thursday — June 18, 2015

Demonic Macaulay Culkin is the Latest bad twitter joke — Inquisitr

Possible student expulsion for joke plotting to kill superintendent — WQOW

In Defense of the ‘Dad Joke’ — Globe and Mail

The Unexpected Cost of an Innocent Joke — Business Management Daily

Dear Abby: Bad Language and Racist Jokes Set Poor Example for Kids — Chron

Dear Abby: Father’s crude jokes, cursing set bad example for kids (SAME AS ABOVE) — AZ Central

Kelly Osbourne Wears a Rachel Dolezal Wig to Mock her— Fans React — ET OnlineMSN

Comedy Central in the Post TV era — NY Times

French Government Warns Citizens About America’s Prudish Humor — Travel Pulse

No Sex Jokes Please, French Government Advises Travelers to U.S. — Bloomberg


Friday — June 19, 2015

Liberal Candidate Withdraws Over Domestic Violence Joke — Huffington Post

Kelly Osbourne Dolezal Joke “Too Soon?” — Inquisitr

Athlete Apologizes for tweeting joke about Stowaway Death — Standard

Alec Baldwin Makes Awkward Joke about Selling Taylor Swift’s Pee as Perfume — Hollywood Life

Athlete Needs to learn to take a joke — NY Daily News

Teacher union’s president facing discipline for ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ joke — Globe and MailStar Phoenix

Richard Dawkins comes to defence of Tim Hunt after “feeding frenzy” —

Handle with humor: why we want you to laugh about climate change — Guardian

Outrageous Treatment of Los Angeles Teacher who told a Joke — Washington Post

Politically correct police order ‘hilarious’ incest joke signs to be removed from pub — Express

Tiger Woods made a joke that was Sorta Funny — GQ

A Show Finds Humor in Gaza’s Headlines. Will Hamas Get It? — NY Times

Infuriated Jon Stewart Can’t Even Bring Himself to Joke about Charleston — Jezebel
(And if he could, he would be lambasted for it in every way possible. So, now, what is the point of this article?)

Only Joking… ‘One day a sociologist will chart the death of humour in western society’ —


Saturday — June 20, 2015

[Nothing.  I checked back a few times over the course of the day, but there hadn’t been any change.  I guess the internet was still dealing with all of their feelings about jokes from the day prior.]


Sunday — June 21, 2015

Wife of Israeli Leader Tweets Obama Race Joke — Politico

Obama Coffee Joke Prompts Apology from Israel Minister’s Wife — SMH

The hysteria over Sir Tim Hunt’s Joke Stops Open Debate — Telegraph

‘I laughed at sexist joke. So fire me’ — iol

Fox News can’t take a joke: The best comedy takedowns of blowhard conservatives — Salon

Daniel Tosh wears Aaron Hernandez Jersey at Boston Show — NBC


Monday — June 22, 2015

Cian Healy’s joke about gay pride march —

Just Joking: Sexist Talk in Science —

Ted Cruz’s Gun Control Joke Falls Flat Days After Charleston Shooting — Think Progress

Woman Says Facebook Post about Killing White People is just a joke — Dallas News

Cam Newton Mocks Tom Brady with Under Inflated Football Joke — Bleacher Report

Boston isn’t laughing at Cam Newton Deflategate Joke — Black and Blue Review

Teacher’s ‘drink urine’ joke misunderstood — TodayOnline

Amy Schumer Isn’t as feminist as the internet thinks — TheWeek

Big Brother’s Sam is offended by Marc after another fat joke: “It’s hurtful” — Digital Spy

James Jordan says same-sex partners on ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ will be treated as ‘joke couples’ for ‘comedy value’ — Standard

Jimmy Kimmel making fun of India’s sanitation problem is not funny at all. It is offensive — ibnlive


Tuesday — June 23, 2015

Sonakshi Sinha reacts to Rishi Kapoor’s joke on her weight! — DNA India

Teacher files claim against L.A. Unified, blames controversy on joke — ReasonLA Times

Dapper Laughs Liverpool gig slammed by Liverpool feminists — Liverpool Echo

Killing Jokes — Huffington Post

With Bad Humour Comes Great Responsibility — Free Malaysia Today

No, New York Times, Massacres Aren’t Funny — Forward

A pre-historic case of not getting the joke — NY Post


Wednesday — June 24, 2015

Mitchell: Crude, racial joke puts doctor in hot water — Chicago Sun Times

Parents Sue School District For Suspending Students For Making Hitler Joke On Social Media — CBS Local Los Angeles

Chris Rock Jokes About Terrence Howard’s Domestic Violence Allegations — Billboard

People are “just joking” about locking all the hipsters up — right? — San Diego Reader

Bags of fun? Not when the sexist joke is on you — WomensAgenda


Thursday — June 25, 2015

Billionaire Deletes lesbian joke about Hillary Clinton — Politico

There’s nothing funny about your racist joke — Huffington Post

Jeremy Clarkson Sparks Controversy with Pistorius joke — NY Daily NewsDaily Mail

We joke about it, but it’s not that funny: Incontinence — Daily Record

President’s “My House Joke” causes backlash — KATU

Glee Alum SLAMMED for transphobic Caitlyn Jenner Joke — Design TrendShe Knows

Dapper Laughs: My Suicide Tweet Wasn’t a Joke — BBC

Still Funny? Paris Diplomats Joke About NSA Spying Before WikiLeaks Release — Global Research

Paul LePage Jokes About Shooting Newspaper Cartoonist — Huffington Post

Survey: University of Chicago is full of sexist jokes and gross sex stories but not much rape — The College Fix

Lazy at Best, Harmful at Worst: Dapper Laughs and the Problems With Sexist Comedy — Huffington Post

Jane Austin: Monica Lewinsky and Sean O’Brien show why cyber bullying isn’t an online joke — MAA


Friday — June 26, 2015

Seth MacFarlane tweets (and deletes) Gay Marriage joke — USA Today

Darren Criss apologizes for Caitlyn Jenner joke — EW

UPDATE: Readers Weigh In On Darren Criss’ Apology for Recent Caitlyn Jenner Comment — Broadway World

Doctors recorded verbally abusing anesthetized patient — Star Phoenix

A more mindful Carlos Mencia — Miami Herald

UA grad weighs in on ‘Ted 2’ Arizona State jokes — AZ Central

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Stuns Fox & Friends Audience with Dirty Joke — Mediaite

Open-Hearted “Self-Facing” Humor Builds Bridges — Huffington Post

The Lakers drafted someone who once made a Kobe Bryant rape joke on Twitter — Washington Post

MMC’s ‘joke’ hits ethnic nerve — iol

Jeremy Clarkson Makes Reeva Steenkamp Joke in South Africa — Contact Music

Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee made a poop joke about Obama & the Supreme Court — Business Insider

Charleston Cop Makes Joke About Emanuel AME Shooting — The Source

J.R. Reynolds: Dehumanizing people is no joke — Battle Creek Enquirer

MSM: Joking about dead terrorists is ‘insensitive,’ but making fun of vaccine-damaged children is hilarious! — rinf


Saturday — June 27, 2015

Rita Ora Causes Controversy with alleged Gay Joke — Metro

CNN mistakes Dildos for ISIS — NY Mag

People make same dumb kitchen joke a lot — SB Nation

Female Professor Fired for curse words and the occasional sexually-themed joke — The Advocate


Sunday — June 28, 2015

Bob Costas apologizes for comments he intended as sarcastic — MSN

Amy Schumer: Comedy’s viral Queen — The Guardian

Amy Schumer defends racist jokes — UproxxUSA Today

Kobe Bryant Forgives new Lakers teammate for ‘rapist’ tweet — NY Daily News

National Comedy Center to open — US NewsBig Story (“Did you hear the one about…”)

Matt Cooper’s wife Aileen Hickie makes an unintended “mickey” joke —

Vietnam clip makers apologize for ‘kiss cam’ joke —

BET Awards’ Domestic Violence Joke With Rihanna And Floyd Mayweather — Uproxx


Monday — June 29, 2015

Amy Schumer could have responded better to claims of ‘lazy’ racism — SMH

What’s the Deal with Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Maher, and PC? — Daily Kos


Tuesday — June 30, 2015

Nick Jonas Slams CrossFit For “Ignorant” Diabetes Joke — Gossip Cop

Paris Hilton Prank: Heiress To Sue Everyone Involved In Fake Plane Crash — Inquisitr

At What Point Will Comedians Stop Responding to Social Critics? — Paste Magazine
(Real nice… When comedians do respond, they shouldn’t. And when then don’t respond, they’re accused of being bad at taking criticism. Cool.)


Wednesday — July 1, 2015

Man jokes about marrying his dog, get’s fired —

Joke Fail: Conan Doesn’t Know Jeb Opposed Confederate Flag 15 Years Ago — Newsbusters

Privilege makes them do it — what a study of Internet trolls reveals — LA Times

When It Comes To Racist Jokes, There’s A Real Reason Why No One’s Laughing — MTV

Did Famous Comedian Steal Lincoln Man’s Joke? — Journal Star

Bristol Palin Catholic Schoolgirl Porn Joke Prompts Conservative Group to Call Out TMZ — Edge Boston


Finally, the last article on the last day of my experiment included a FACT about humor. One fact. And it only took a month of digging.

Why do people laugh? You asked Google – and here’s the answer — The Guardian


Considering this is just a small sample, did you even realize that jokes are discussed in the media this often?  And this poorly?  How is it that so much is being written about jokes, but none of what’s being written has anything to teach us about jokes?  Please, for the love of whatever, post your comments below.


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I’m pleased to announce new dates have been added to the calendar. Just click TOUR for those.

Additionally, I am featured semi-regularly on a new prank show for TruTV. David Spade’s “Fameless” pulls the rug out from under all sorts of people who prove they will do anything for fame. They’ll insult people who don’t deserve it, they’ll scream in a stranger’s face, and put their own image above anyone else’s all in pursuit of fame. And for that, we prank them. The series premiere is on July 29, so tune in.

AND– yeah, more things!– new episodes of MOCKpocalypse will air this Fall on AXS TV. This time our talking heads will say a few words about stadium jams, grunge, movie music, cover jams, and a whole bunch more. Those episodes have already been shot and are in the can, so, keep an eye out for that.

Otherwise, you can always see what I’m broadcasting via Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, and generally graffiti in my neighborhood. Links are above.



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Complete list of “Mandatory Viewing” Links

As many of you are aware, I host a program called MANDATORY VIEWING on It’s a quick two-or-three-minute, click-able-content web series that features stories and videos that are relevant on internet each week.

Though the series didn’t start until May, it’s a neat little record of the strange, exciting, and goofy things that happened in 2014.

Right now, the show is not scheduled to return in 2015. But, it could! Especially, if you give a click.

In order of newest to oldest, here is every 2014 episode of MANDATORY VIEWING:

December 22, 2014 – The Holiday Spectacular

December 18, 2014 – There’s A Monkey In My Selfie

December 11, 2014 – There’s Something Fishy About This Calendar

December 4, 2014 – NYPD’s Finest Fined For Being Fine

November 24, 2014 – Thanksgiving Fails and Fun

November 20, 2014 – French Kissing Can Kill You

November 13, 2014 – The Glow Stick Incident

November 7, 2014 – Anchor Fails and Fishing Flops

October 30, 2014 – Katie Price’s Slightly Used Personal Items For Sale

October 23, 2014 – When Parrots Attack

October 16, 2014 – The Endless Selfie

October 9, 2014 – The All Nude Olympics

October 2, 2014 – The Worst Airplane Passengers Ever

September 25, 2014 – Scantily Clad Stewardesses Are Way Better Than Frequent Flier Miles

September 18, 2014 – Addicted To Boob Jobs

September 11, 2014 – Beyonce’s Bikini Break-in

September 4, 2014 – Naked Selfie Edition

August 28, 2014 – J.Lo Rear Ends Iggy Azalea

August 21, 2014 – Nicki Minaj’s Assets

August 14, 2014 – Coco’s Thong

August 8, 2014 – Penelope Cruz’s Lingerie Commercial

August 1, 2014 – Zoe Saldana’s Nude Shoot

July 24, 2014 – The Best Ad Banned From TV

July 17, 2014 – Free The Nipple

July 10, 2014 – The Biggest Scratchiest and Hairiest 

July 3, 2014 – Bikini Model and Colostomy Bag Edition

June 26, 2014 – Picking Up A Model

June 19, 2014 – Miley Cyrus Topless

June 12, 2014 – Episode Four

June 5, 2014 – Episode Three

May 29, 2014 – Episode Two

May 22, 2014 – Episode One

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Mandatory Viewing

Dear Stout Consumers,

If you’ve been diligently keeping up with my doings on Facebook and Twitter, then, what I’m about to say won’t be news to you.

But, if you live in a cyberspace environment where you are continually bombarded by every announcement that everybody makes about every little detail of their lives, you may very well have missed my posts. I was probably buried under selfies, misspelled complaints, and a picture of a beagle wearing a fireman helmet.

Anyway, I’ve been hosting a new show on the internet called “Mandatory Viewing.” It’s only a few minutes long and covers a few relevant news items, pictures, or videos that are circulating around the internet. We shoot every week in a tiny closet in Santa Monica and pump out a high quality product to you on Friday at

Here’s our newest episode:

And here are the past episodes, in case you missed them:

If you have no interest in spending THREE MINUTES to watch an episode, could you please click the links anyway? Maybe set your volume to mute and walk away from your viewing device, so at least our advertisers think people are watching?

C’mon, help out. I’m trying to get paid here.



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