My buddy and I were trying to figure out how to configure something in HTML and ended up reading the the source code of a porno website. The first four lines of this piece were written, without line breaks or punctuation, directly into the code. The rhythm of this piece is exactly how I read the words, aloud, when I saw them on the screen. We thought it had a funny beat. So, I wrote more.
PORNO POP-UPS
by Ryan Stout
Big fat dick
Pale blonde chick
Tiny tits
Hot and young
Take your pick
Tied and whipped
She’ll eat shit
See them cum
Six midgets
Hit that bitch
Electric
Dildo fun
Exotic
Naked pics
Erotic
Lesbian
Sample flicks
Chicks with dicks
Blow jobs tips
Live action
Watch her get
Asshole split
Pussy licked
Strap it on
Straight faggot
Little prick
Big ole clit
Someone’s mom
Intimate
Not a bit
Makes me sick
All dot com
After reading this piece during a variety show in San Francisco, a woman inquired if I had a book of dirty poems for sale.
