Fancy Tools

I floss my teeth, Everybody. I do it. I didn’t always, but I do now. And I’ll tell ya why:

I was at the dentist– don’t worry, I’m fine– sitting in the chair, basking in the glow of the special lighting that allows them to perfectly see any crud in my teeth. Lighting I do not have in my apartment, by the way. And they cleaned my teeth with all of their fancy/expensive tools… Drilling, and sucking, scraping, and chemical polishing… Stuff, again, that I DO NOT HAVE AT HOME. And when they were all finished they said, “Now, we’re going to floss you.”

ALL OF THAT state-of-the-art, medical grade, dental technology STILL does not match the results achieved with waxed twine. That’s powerful string. And I’ve got that at home.

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