I occasionally shop at the Banana Republic.

Do you know the history of that store? It’s fascinating:

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…. The Banana Republic was controlled by the Senate, which, for security purposes, relinquished power to one man, thus, creating the Banana Empire. Over the next few years, the chain spread into shopping malls and took over stores like Gap and Old Navy. And, uh, you know, it’s really a complicated story. But, eventually, in an epic battle at the food court, a small group of rebels laid siege on a hot dog stand called the Death Stick. It was there they defeated the Banana Emperor and his minion, Darth Sweater, thus, returning order to the Banana Republic and general peace to shopping malls everywhere.

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