Author Archives: Ryan Stout

McGruff Goes to Jail

An actor who played McGruff the Crime Dog was sentenced to 16 years in prison for the possession of guns and drugs. Here’s the story: People think it’s so funny that McGruff got busted by real drug-sniffing dogs. ┬áIt’s … Continue reading

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Chelsea Lately – Nov & Dec

Dear Slimeballs, I will be returning to CHELSEA LATELY on Wednesday, November 27th, on E! Entertainment Television at 11:00PM (EST). And I’ll be on the show again on December 17th. Plus, each episode will have a few re-runs! Lucky you! … Continue reading

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AXS LIVE Interviews – Sept 30 thru Oct 3

David Anders – Monday, Sept 30 Matt Rife – Tuesday, Oct 1 Tom Green (via satellite) – Wednesday, Oct 2 Chad Coleman – Thursday, Oct 3 Watch AXS LIVE every Monday thru Thursday on AXS TV. It airs LIVE at … Continue reading

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Jon Taffer and Def Leppard

Dear Parishioners, This week on AXS Live I had two interviews that seemed to get our viewers pretty worked up with anticipation. First, on Wednesday, I sat down with the Executive Producer and Host of Spike TV’s Bar Rescue, Jon … Continue reading


The Roast of Gay Jokes

Comedian Guy Branum was recently on the TV show Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell railing against the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco. There seems to be some debate over his take on the subject. Some people are applauding … Continue reading



Dear Psychopaths, Maniacs, and Perverts, Good news: I’m doing a television show! As the host of AXS LIVE on AXS TV, I will be broadcast into your filthy homes and drug dens every Monday thru Thursday for a live, one-hour … Continue reading

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NEW VIDEO – What’s a Comedy Club??

Unfortunately, plenty of people don’t know their place when they enter a comedy club. They take entitled attitudes and begin to operate under the delusion that the comedian on stage should provide whatever “type” and/or “style” of humor that they, … Continue reading

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Punch Line – San Francisco

Dear Abnormals, I am proud to announce that I’ll be headlining six shows at The Punch Line in San Francisco. Not only is this one of the nicest and most prestigious comedy clubs in the world, but it’s also the … Continue reading

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Music Video

Dear Music Lovers, Are you upset that I only enter your lives through the world of television, film, and stand-up comedy? Are you suicidal over the fact that you love music, but I have nothing to do with the music … Continue reading

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Live dates!!

Dear Deviants, This weekend I’ll be headlining FOUR shows at the Mad House Comedy Club in San Diego. For more info, click HERE. If you don’t live in or near San Diego, you should check my SCHEDULE to see when … Continue reading

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