Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have come to believe that our oppressive government is imposing control over the masses through the enforcement of spelling, grammar, and writing etiquette. Such rules are taught to the masses at an early age, most often in government funded school systems, in an attempt to hinder our ability to thrive. I’ve written a new book on the issue, and my rejection of these values, that will be available in stores soon. Here is an excerpt:

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I hope you will pick up a copy of the full work when it hits the shelves. Please tell your friends.
–Ryan Stout