Real Funny, Fellas

Yes, it’s Friday the 13th. And, because it makes all too much sense, my friends played a bit of a prank on me this morning.

You see, I got out of bed, like I always do, and I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth. Well, it seems that my buddies, my pals, my amigos, had replaced my toothbrush and toothpaste with a bottle of bourbon.

So, instead of brushing my teeth, I got plastered.

I don’t know why I fell for it, but I was blacked out by 10AM.

And that’s why I wasn’t able to blog for you fine people until this evening.

Sorry.