Presidents’ Day

Dear Patriots,

Happy Presidents’ Day!!

To celebrate, tonight I will appear on Chelsea Lately at 11pm (EST) on E! Entertainment Television.

I’ll join the Round Table alongside the undeniably baseball-capped Josh Wolf and the over-your-head Jen Kirkman. Chris Franjola will also perform a bit of stand-up as our first President! (If you can’t name our first President, you’ll miss the all of the punch lines and, quite frankly, should be studying instead of watching TV.)

Here’s a pic of the gang:

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Tune in.

Alright, time to squeeze this eagle into red-white-blue tie-dye t-shirt.

America.

STOUT