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I’m pleased to announce new dates have been added to the calendar. Just click TOUR for those.

Additionally, I am featured semi-regularly on a new prank show for TruTV. David Spade’s “Fameless” pulls the rug out from under all sorts of people who prove they will do anything for fame. They’ll insult people who don’t deserve it, they’ll scream in a stranger’s face, and put their own image above anyone else’s all in pursuit of fame. And for that, we prank them. The series premiere is on July 29, so tune in.

AND– yeah, more things!– new episodes of MOCKpocalypse will air this Fall on AXS TV. This time our talking heads will say a few words about stadium jams, grunge, movie music, cover jams, and a whole bunch more. Those episodes have already been shot and are in the can, so, keep an eye out for that.

Otherwise, you can always see what I’m broadcasting via Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, and generally graffiti in my neighborhood. Links are above.



Complete list of “Mandatory Viewing” Links

As many of you are aware, I host a program called MANDATORY VIEWING on It’s a quick two-or-three-minute, click-able-content web series that features stories and videos that are relevant on internet each week.

Though the series didn’t start until May, it’s a neat little record of the strange, exciting, and goofy things that happened in 2014.

Right now, the show is not scheduled to return in 2015. But, it could! Especially, if you give a click.

In order of newest to oldest, here is every 2014 episode of MANDATORY VIEWING:

December 22, 2014 – The Holiday Spectacular

December 18, 2014 – There’s A Monkey In My Selfie

December 11, 2014 – There’s Something Fishy About This Calendar

December 4, 2014 – NYPD’s Finest Fined For Being Fine

November 24, 2014 – Thanksgiving Fails and Fun

November 20, 2014 – French Kissing Can Kill You

November 13, 2014 – The Glow Stick Incident

November 7, 2014 – Anchor Fails and Fishing Flops

October 30, 2014 – Katie Price’s Slightly Used Personal Items For Sale

October 23, 2014 – When Parrots Attack

October 16, 2014 – The Endless Selfie

October 9, 2014 – The All Nude Olympics

October 2, 2014 – The Worst Airplane Passengers Ever

September 25, 2014 – Scantily Clad Stewardesses Are Way Better Than Frequent Flier Miles

September 18, 2014 – Addicted To Boob Jobs

September 11, 2014 – Beyonce’s Bikini Break-in

September 4, 2014 – Naked Selfie Edition

August 28, 2014 – J.Lo Rear Ends Iggy Azalea

August 21, 2014 – Nicki Minaj’s Assets

August 14, 2014 – Coco’s Thong

August 8, 2014 – Penelope Cruz’s Lingerie Commercial

August 1, 2014 – Zoe Saldana’s Nude Shoot

July 24, 2014 – The Best Ad Banned From TV

July 17, 2014 – Free The Nipple

July 10, 2014 – The Biggest Scratchiest and Hairiest 

July 3, 2014 – Bikini Model and Colostomy Bag Edition

June 26, 2014 – Picking Up A Model

June 19, 2014 – Miley Cyrus Topless

June 12, 2014 – Episode Four

June 5, 2014 – Episode Three

May 29, 2014 – Episode Two

May 22, 2014 – Episode One

Mandatory Viewing

Dear Stout Consumers,

If you’ve been diligently keeping up with my doings on Facebook and Twitter, then, what I’m about to say won’t be news to you.

But, if you live in a cyberspace environment where you are continually bombarded by every announcement that everybody makes about every little detail of their lives, you may very well have missed my posts. I was probably buried under selfies, misspelled complaints, and a picture of a beagle wearing a fireman helmet.

Anyway, I’ve been hosting a new show on the internet called “Mandatory Viewing.” It’s only a few minutes long and covers a few relevant news items, pictures, or videos that are circulating around the internet. We shoot every week in a tiny closet in Santa Monica and pump out a high quality product to you on Friday at

Here’s our newest episode:

And here are the past episodes, in case you missed them:

If you have no interest in spending THREE MINUTES to watch an episode, could you please click the links anyway? Maybe set your volume to mute and walk away from your viewing device, so at least our advertisers think people are watching?

C’mon, help out. I’m trying to get paid here.



McGruff Goes to Jail

An actor who played McGruff the Crime Dog was sentenced to 16 years in prison for the possession of guns and drugs.

Here’s the story:

People think it’s so funny that McGruff got busted by real drug-sniffing dogs.  It’s not– That’s just a coincidence. It would’ve been funny if those dogs had been wearing tiny little trenchcoats…

Later tonight, when I tell this story to my dog, I’m going to change the details a bit and say that McGruff is doing 16 years for shitting on the rug.

On a personal note: When I was a kid, if I would’ve known that McGruff had a grenade launcher, I probably wouldn’t have gone through my little shoplifting phase.

Chelsea Lately – Nov & Dec

Dear Slimeballs,

I will be returning to CHELSEA LATELY on Wednesday, November 27th, on E! Entertainment Television at 11:00PM (EST).

And I’ll be on the show again on December 17th.

Plus, each episode will have a few re-runs! Lucky you!

So, tune in. Or don’t and keep wondering why your life is so miserable.