COCAINE “SHOT OUT” OF HIS BACKSIDE

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/florida/sfl-crack-shoots-out-of-backside-bn100209,0,2192675.story

A drug sniffing dog caught a whiff of this guy, so the cops decided to escort him to the men’s room for a “more detailed” search. That’s when the 22 grams of coke “shot out” of this guys anus.

I always though the police needed a search warrant if they wanted to check your trunk for junk.

Can you imagine the anal elasticity and strength needed to shoot anything? This guy is going to be very popular in prison.

Alright, the truth is that nothing really “shot” out of this guy. It fell out. This is sensationalist journalism that is dangerous and irresponsible. I can only imagine how many people are going to head off to parties this weekend where they will try to shoot drugs out of their butts. Shame on you, News, for putting this stuff in people’s heads.

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