Author Archives: Ryan Stout

Mom & Dad Review: The Hangover

I love this clip. First off, my dad only pipes up to clarify one detail. And, even better, my mom eventually starts to give the impression that she thought the movie was about a tiger– And that the whole marriage … Continue reading

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A THICK IRONY

To my congregation: Among what are technically known as “internet freaks,” it is an immoral and devious sin to steal a picture from a website, only to post it on your own page without giving the original site credit. Well, … Continue reading

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Cute Dog

I was walking down the street and I saw this middle-aged Asian man standing in the doorway of his home. He was just standing there, the door wide open, and he was watching his puppy play in the little strip … Continue reading

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AN OPEN LETTER TO MY GIRLFRIEND

Dear Girlfriend, Look, you don’t need to prove to me that our white sheets seem to be turning brown on my side of the bed. I get it. I can see it. Stop showing me. I am not proud that … Continue reading

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