Author Archives: Ryan Stout

SURPRISE SHOWS IN… KENTUCKY?

Playboy Comedy at The Palms in Las Vegas this past weekend was great. Had fun hangin’ with Kelly Thompson (Playboy’s Miss November) at the shows and at The Playboy Club afterward. Was disappointed to meet her husband on Saturday night, … Continue reading

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RANDOM OBITUARY

Norma Kincade passed away Tuesday afternoon at the age of 82. She died while filming Grinding Grannies, her thirty sixth elderly adult film. Friends, onlookers, and camera crew noted that she died doing what she loved– double penetration. Services will … Continue reading

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JEOPARDY

My mom is trying to help me get on TV. You may have your doubts, but this’ll help my career. MomJeopardyMessage

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PUNCTUATION, SUBWAY? PLEASE?

I speak English. I always have. I even studied it in college. So, I’m not too bad when it comes to reading everyday things. Despite that, it took me a few minutes to decipher this Subway sandwich game piece: Instant … Continue reading

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THE DEBATES

(Total Running Time: 3:14) I loved the idea behind this sketch. But, during filming, we had some technical issues and we got put on a time-crunch. On top of that, or because of it, none of us were in a … Continue reading

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FACTUAL ASSUMPTION: GRAVY

Gravy, much like alcohol, cannot be mixed without consequence. Taking shots of giblet gravy, white gravy, and brown gravy – one after the next – could induce serious vomiting. Effects could be more potent in the company of Hugh Romney. … Continue reading

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FILTHY POETRY

My buddy and I were trying to figure out how to configure something in HTML and ended up reading the the source code of a porno website. The first four lines of this piece were written, without line breaks or … Continue reading

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THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A WHILE

Here, take this: You’re welcome.

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A MONKEY SNEEZING

The first time I ever saw this, I woke up my girlfriend and forced her to watch it. Woke. Her. Up. Looking back, I probably over-reacted. But, I still like it. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yyw4O8W3vLQ

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SOME ANARCHIST LITERATURE

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have come to believe that our oppressive government is imposing control over the masses through the enforcement of spelling, grammar, and writing etiquette. Such rules are taught to the masses at an early age, most often … Continue reading

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