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McGruff Goes to Jail

An actor who played McGruff the Crime Dog was sentenced to 16 years in prison for the possession of guns and drugs.

Here’s the story:

People think it’s so funny that McGruff got busted by real drug-sniffing dogs.  It’s not– That’s just a coincidence. It would’ve been funny if those dogs had been wearing tiny little trenchcoats…

Later tonight, when I tell this story to my dog, I’m going to change the details a bit and say that McGruff is doing 16 years for shitting on the rug.

On a personal note: When I was a kid, if I would’ve known that McGruff had a grenade launcher, I probably wouldn’t have gone through my little shoplifting phase.

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